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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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/ c& F) ~; K# I, aPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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“What kind of dog is that?”
9 u, s, h& l( X$ R9 [“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）

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/ l* p0 R: J0 j9 M) L! r5 R# ?! MNo.4（常规型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

( T5 X- o0 S+ g7 W' e-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）

-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.



No.6（酒吧场景）
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. L* W7 Z, g4 i4 D0 e. q-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.

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9 w6 _* i. [0 Z2 b1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

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0 H. p; q9 v2 _- j9 DTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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6 h: ?. B) A% t( D8 n5 eExample: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

$ W9 r6 y0 D" i& m4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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  P, _4 }" U- t+ _5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.


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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫
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Jane（暮光之城）
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Walter（绝命毒师）

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Rose（神秘博士）

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（花木兰）



咕噜（指环王）
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看了这么多还不会？
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  l; e0 M4 i* x# l理科生不懂浪漫？

看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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/ Z& ^0 \" [9 w% H实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

, r7 ^( i- M1 o# n7 |' z最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技


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如果碰壁了...


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9 H; Y- i5 B4 S0 n/ F0 K送你挽尊语~
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