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8 ^8 M5 V7 r4 E8 I ]) |圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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& l& A% B# h% O6 m) m, ?Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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No.1: (冷笑话型)& C' V' o5 d+ D, X" N
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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# Q" |1 _4 u' u _9 |“What kind of dog is that?”
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' z, e( p( X; e8 K- \5 a-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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$ I& Z8 U1 Q& a8 l! r-That's a great haircut.9 t- E' c4 H8 Y* u* I+ |' A- o
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.5 }9 \' h* K" ]
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute." p# u' t$ p+ I1 I) C# n
' \5 y- ^" {! `& y0 Z/ ^2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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[+ B0 ?. k/ }3 w7 H4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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# |) ?5 ~) L4 a& ]- M' _5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls+ F- P$ t& G3 T# _* T" s) @! z
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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3 K; x! y, [& L! LTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.8 V6 N5 w+ E' t$ o# j- z
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看了这么多还不会?3 a* ^$ A4 T* A# {9 g" d, D" `
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+ }% n# l7 G/ t) S( a q' ^用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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