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; t: g0 D" `+ M, _圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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' Y! Y4 A6 r6 y" bPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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No.1: （冷笑话型）

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No.2（没话找话型）

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“What kind of dog is that?”
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/ l; s" {% K3 j( D; gNo.4（常规型）

2 T0 m0 E) p2 e) ^9 {-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

9 {: X; J' r$ u4 J! x! H-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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% ~6 K' x) s& q  x: @; M* yNo.5（夸赞型）
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-That's a great haircut.

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No.6（酒吧场景）
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( s# o& b7 [1 K  u2 [; T-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

' n7 u" |, W. v-Can I buy you a drink?

7 x' u" X  t- E' Z  \  `# l" K& `. y-Are you here alone?

5 {0 X/ r7 W8 e+ [/ ^, e" E-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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9 Q9 F+ v% n. K( `# w1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

/ Q" K% n# c* w- o5 B' n' Y8 s8 c2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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; K6 O6 g+ V8 ~NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

) N: }5 t8 S% L7 V- [* ]! OExample: That guy just checked you out.
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. S+ }7 D7 Y; C( sHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

, A' O+ `! X9 Q5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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) Y6 D+ p, f" y! ?/ K* H  T, ?NOTE 2
+ p$ _- |9 R# s, TTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

, h0 E7 I- T- P# b1 z6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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; X& p, R. w. q, t1 o7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
1 Q; {9 ^$ r: ?& y1 K5 X1 j8 [To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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6 r# k+ i" J: o7 p) Z" a9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

; m; S% I9 a9 o. F10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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$ `' w7 R; ~9 Y0 QNOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）
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Klaus（始祖家族）
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Jane（暮光之城）


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Howard(生活大爆炸)


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（花木兰）
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咕噜（指环王）



看了这么多还不会？

( Y; [& K7 M8 t. c理科生不懂浪漫？
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5 i: Q! l; W, f8 ^8 [6 J2 V$ x  O看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

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! \, N; y) m- z勇敢去吧！

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如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~


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